After countless hours protesting, going hungry, and petitioning as many people as they could (without getting killed or eaten) The Goblins were victorious in their cause.  The rules have been changed, and now Goblins can die with their more combat worthy brothers.  or at least carry the beer for the post battle parties.  And do you know how goblins party? They party like it's 499 tz!

After taking residence in a recently vacated castle fortification (Thanks to their buddy Famine) The Goblins had a place to party, everyone was invited (including Packer Backer Podo™) But their was no food, no beer, no music (thank Goodness) and hundreds of mingling Goblins looking for something to do.

"Somet'ings coming!, Look! It coming out of da forest!"
"wha? who is dat? wait, I know him"

A few Dozen Goblins ran out of the castle to see better (at eye level) what was coming.  The lookouts were not alarmed, but they couldn't see much hanging from precarious parts of the castle.  They could hear the distant chanting of Goblins in their marching chant

 "one, two, many, more... don't know how to count no more!"

Then it dawned on them what it was.  And things were very quiet

"Guess what I got!" Said Packer Backer Podo™

There was Podo on top of a large.. Tower of... something.  which was carried by a handful of very strong Goblins, who looked like they were about to collapse.

"It's BEER, fr'm wat famine said, tis very good beer.  He said da dwarfs don't need it anymore since they got a big battle comin against the guildies."

There was awed silence from the many Goblins on, in, and around the castle.

"*gasp* Look at da size of da ting! WAY T'GO PODO!"

"Open da gate! Open da gate!"
"How do we do dat?"
"Grab dat ding. Okay, together now, by da numbers, ready? One..."
(many Goblins) "Uhhhhhhghhh!"
"No No No, who herd of anyone ever doing anyting on one?"
"Wich is it den? Two or Twee?"
"TWEE!"
(Again, many Goblins) "Uhhhhhghhh!"

Somehow the gate was opening, and the next thing on anyone's mine was to get the Tower of beer inside as soon as possible.

The many goblins were finally happy, they had friends in many places, many commanders (players) had joined them in the protest, and the officials finally conceded to their demands

Besides, 3 points isn't a big deal to lose when you want to stop a tank from firing on your formation of Trolls.

Thanks again Wizkids, specifically, Jordan, Dave, Dustin, Will, Jason, Demomonkey, and all those Realmers who did your duty.

Warlord Russell "Kinnison" Kludy

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